A C#m A C#m A C#m Bm E I'm having a party but you're not invited A C#m Bm E Pizza and fizzy-pop it's all so exciting F#m C#m Sardines and musical chairs F#m C#m What a shame that you're not here Bm Bm Bm/A E Cos you're not my friend anymore A C#m Bm E You've made your position quite clear from your distance A C#m Bm E What crime have I done that negates my existence? F#m C#m Me and all of my other chums F#m C#m Will sit and talk 'bout your smelly bum Bm Bm Bm/A E Cos youre not my friend anymore A C#m We'll have phe-E-E-asant Bm E A C#m And everyone leaves with a pre-e-esent Bm E A C#m Kisses and hugs it's so pleasant Bm C#m Peaceful, and I Bm E I hate you, I hope that you die A C#m Bm E I'm having a party and I hope that you know this A C#m Bm E Spend Friday alone and pretend not to notice F#m C#m All of the stupid things you've done F#m C#m I know and I'm telling everyone Bm Bm/A E Cos you're not my best friend anymore A C#m Bm E (x2) F#m C#m (x2) Bm Bm/A E D E And tomorrow I will buy a new friend A D From the new friend shop A D Cos my friend you are not A D A E D D- And I hate you as much as I miss you http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emmy_the_Great